‘Tragically, we are both heterosexual’
(Jerry and Elaine are at the coffee shop talking about Jerry’s date the night before.)
Jerry: She had man hands!
Elaine: Man hands?
Jerry: The hands of a man. It’s like a creature out of Greek mythology. I mean, she was like part woman, part horrible beast.
Elaine: Would you prefer it if she had no hands at all?
Jerry: Would she have hooks?
(Elaine is exhausted)
Elaine: Do hooks make it more attractive, Jerry?
Jerry: …Kinda cool lookin’.
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Hugh Laurie could play Vincent in a Van Gogh biopic. Am I right?